02-05-2020, 09:59 AM
Quick, before the bailiffs move in, get Coys to offer it for sale. I'd dearly love to read their catalogue description. Perhaps "richly patinated" would appear at an early stage. Maybe there is a separate genre, along with "Scandi Noir" and "Bodice Ripper" there is a certain sort of auctioneers catalogue fiction: "Rich Patination."