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ebay ad - a bit of fun
#1
This Ruby is offered for sale on ebay - the car may be fine - and I don't know the seller so usual disclaimers, but...

If you were selling this car - being fussy, or even not so fussy - what THREE things would you change in the advert to hopefully increase the chances of a sale? 


.jpg   ebay Ruby 4 8 23.jpg (Size: 224.86 KB / Downloads: 451)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256160604553
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#2
Maybe leave out the bit saying "Requires little to no maintenance". Also, 1935 would seem too early.
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#3
I would have to disagree with the remark " requires little to no maintenance"
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#4
Oh dear, on the kerb, on the double yellow lines, sadly drooping handle, and that's before I read the text/narrative/fiction.....
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#5
1. the year. It's clearly a mk 2, so cannot be 1935. DVLA list it as 1936.

2. I'd change to a photo that doesn't show pavement parking, and doesn't show parking on a double yellow line.

3. I'd remove photos showing the maroon spare wheel cover. I can about live with cream body and maroon wings, but the spare wheel cover is a bit of maroon too far.
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#6
a)  " Little or no maintenance " - my dream Seven!
b)  " little " and " noddy " - tautology
c)   " tax exempt " - no it's not, just zero rated.

Dreadful colour scheme. Would look good in California though...
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#7
I don't think I would describe it as a "convertable"
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#8
The scene at the Orchard entrance tomorrow.
“Excuse me sir, this is for vintage cars only. The modern car park is just along the road.”
“Stand aside, pal, this is a veteran convertible. It has come all the way from Cardiff and required no maintenance . You must let me in. Amongst the owners of Daimlers, Delages, Darraqs and DeDions, many heads will turn.”
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#9
Shouldn't have parked it alongside what looks like icecream vomit or seagull splat.
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#10
All the things said about where it is parked and colour scheme are immaterial to me looks a nice clean car and not over priced. I can live with it being a year out on year of registration. I know it’s a 1935 perhaps the current owner is s not as informed as the rest of us.

John Mason
Would you believe it "Her who must be obeyed" refers to my Ruby as the toy.
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