What have you been up to today

[Nick Lettington]

Today I used my ORT for a couple of errands (as most days), but the most exciting development came when Lionel Messi tried to scam me on Facebook marketplace. It was very obviously him in the picture, even though he had used a pseudonym. 

The scam was something about a courier who would bring cash when collecting the item I'd listed for my father in law.. Lionel must think I'm stupid... Doesn't he make enough money playing for PSG?

In all seriousness, be careful. There's a lot of it about.

[andrew34ruby]

Today I used my ORT for a couple of errands (as most days), but the most exciting development came when Lionel Messi tried to scam me on Facebook marketplace. It was very obviously him in the picture, even though he had used a pseudonym. 

The scam was something about a courier who would bring cash when collecting the item I'd listed for my father in law.. Lionel must think I'm stupid... Doesn't he make enough money playing for PSG?

In all seriousness, be careful. There's a lot of it about.

Am I the only one left wondering,..... who is Lionel Messi?

[Alan]

I believe he kicks balls around a field with 21 other blokes.

[Ivor Hawkins]

Today I used my ORT for a couple of errands (as most days), but the most exciting development came when Lionel Messi tried to scam me on Facebook marketplace. It was very obviously him in the picture, even though he had used a pseudonym. 

The scam was something about a courier who would bring cash when collecting the item I'd listed for my father in law.. Lionel must think I'm stupid... Doesn't he make enough money playing for PSG?

In all seriousness, be careful. There's a lot of it about.

Am I the only one left wondering,..... who is Lionel Messi?

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who had no idea who he was!

[Duncan Grimmond]

Aaah, PSG = Paris St Germaine, it took me ages to work that out. I like round things but only a few spherical ones

[Tony Griffiths]

I believe he kicks balls around a field with 21 other blokes.

Er, that's 22 millionaires plus reserves, kicking a bag of wind around. I understand that they also practise gymnastics by throwing themselves on the floor when an opposing player brushes against them.

[Ivor Hawkins]

Brilliant! :-)

[Ian Dunford]

This is no laughing matter.
Chipped nail varnish,and smudged eye makeup can ruin a chaps reputation.

[Steve kay]

Good lord, there are various bags of air all over the place this afternoon.