COP-OUT 26

[Tony Griffiths]

A bit of fun....

[JohnD]

The best one ive seen about the Cop-26 is the fleet of Electric cars they have brought up from down south to Gleneagles, which only has two charging points, so they have had to bring in a supporting fleet of diesel generators to charge them!!

[Charles P]

Jeff Bezos may eschew the Ulster but Larry Ellison of Oracle has a "Cobra" with what is supposed to be an aluminium billet chassis. More money than sense...
https://www.fordmuscle.com/news/the-art-...num-cobra/

[Duncan Grimmond]

Well you'd better not publish that, Mail readers are well known for believing everything our Lying Buffoon , sorry, Prime Minister tells them!

[GrahamW]

I feel sorry for the poor bugger who has to polish it !

[Tony Betts]

greta is having non of this, being a sensible young lady and of sound mind.

she knows these old cars dont go, they dont stop. and they polute the world.

so once we get some more glue freeing agent into the country, as it is currently in short supply. due to the driver less lorry not being able to enter the uk, due to BREXIT shortages.

greta`s head will be unstuck from the M1, so she can rush to here austin engine powered private plane.

via italy of course to throw a bit coin into a fountain.

a little lady with a big carbon footprint.

[JonE]

talking of private planes... https://www.zimlive.com/2021/11/01/insid...-scotland/

[Tony Betts]

Boris, once his duties are finished at COP-26, will NOT be taking the train back to london.

Being a busy PM, the train is to slow?

Instead boris will be taking a private charter jet.

But dont you Greta fans worry, this jet apparently runs on a special mix of sustainable aviation fuel

Why didnt we all think of that, before we dredged the sea bed for the lithium to make all these dirty batteries

[Denis Sweeney]

Biden fast asleep and it was only the first day!!

[Tony Griffiths]

greta is having non of this, being a sensible young lady and of sound mind.

she knows these old cars dont go, they dont stop. and they polute the world.

so once we get some more glue freeing agent into the country, as it is currently in short supply. due to the driver less lorry not being able to enter the uk, due to BREXIT shortages.

greta`s head will be unstuck from the M1, so she can rush to here austin engine powered private plane.

via italy of course to throw a bit coin into a fountain.

a little lady with a big carbon footprint.

All spot on, Tony, though with just one caveat, the last engine I'd choose for my light aircraft would be one from an Austin 7 (though it would be easy to convince St. Greta otherwise...).

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Biden fast asleep and it was only the first day!!

The firm odds are that he does not know where he is anyway. Or why he's there, or why the Australians want submarines on time and within budget. But wait till St. Greta speaks, he'll be all ears (going on past performances...).