Mobility maketh the man....

[Tony Griffiths]

Might this be a genuine-but-never-issued Austin Advertisement? A sporting 2-seater takes him to the action:

[John Mason]

Tony, I wonder what action it’s referring to with the sporting lady

John Mason.

[Bob Culver]

If he has mastered a Seven on wavy roads he might manage on a hamock.

[daveg]

All the women I have "known" have said coming too quickly was not a good thing.

[Reckless Rat]

James Hunt famously said "When I'm racing I always want to come first, but when I'm with a woman I prefer to come second..." (allegedly)

[Tony Griffiths]

If he has mastered a a Seven on wavy roads he might manage on a sling.

If he was really skilful he might manage it standing up.

[Andy Bennett]

I'm not sure those legs belong to his body, unless he has size 25 feet

[Bob Culver]

Clearly in my distant youth I should have acquired a two seater. Despite leather seats in my 4 seater de luxe no Cynthias ever called. And chances are it would have been off the road anyway receiving another valve grind, dynamo overhaul,  crank replacement etc.

[Mike Costigan]

Rather like this, Bob?

[Tony Griffiths]

Rather like this, Bob?

Mike and I were always looking for the girl who would say, "Oh! I just love the smell of those oil-soaked overalls!"