Highland Sports Coupe project...

[Mike Costigan]

The horn button is wired up to a set of bagpipes 

[jpsmit]

The horn button is wired up to a set of bagpipes 

Oo I would have thought the exhaust. 

(Seriously I love the bagpipes and both tunes that go with it) 

[squeak]

Noo Noo it's the sporran hangin from the crank handle to catch the drips. Come to think of it that's probably what they're for.
ducks for cover.

[Ivor Hawkins]

The boot is the perfect size to carry a deep fried Mars bar...

I’ll get me coat.

[Bob Olive]

... Probably will run better on Irn-Bru than E95?

[jpsmit]

The boot is the perfect size to carry a deep fried Mars bar...

I’ll get me coat.

We love watching New Tricks - and one of my favourite lines (from Jerry) is that he reckoned all Scottish food was based on a dare. 

Yeah I'll get my coat too. 

[Duncan Grimmond]

I think James Bolam also cracked the line "What's the difference between Northumbrian Pipes and Scottish bagpipes? The Northumbrian pipes are a musical instrument..."
I'll get ma plaid...

[Reckless Rat]

Noel Coward once said: "A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't."

Ye wee bassa.

[Ruairidh Dunford]

My favourite pipe player is Kathryn Tickell, I saw her twice at Celtic Connections, was delightful!

[Ruairidh Dunford]

The boot is the perfect size to carry a deep fried Mars bar...

I have never tried this delicacy [sic], but did once order a pizza from a chip shop whilst waiting for the ferry to Arran in the early 1990s. To my absolute horror it was removed from the freezer whole, dunked in batter, and plunged into the fat fryer. I managed one mouthful...