28-01-2021, 06:59 PM
Malcolm said
"I had an embarrassing moment once getting into the Ulster. Having got my leg over the cockpit side (ooh Matron!) I got the gear stick up my left trouser leg and for a worrying moment I thought I had three testicles, one of which was cold and very hard."
You should try a BSA three-wheeler, the gearshift comes up through the front floor and points straight at the family jewels!
"I had an embarrassing moment once getting into the Ulster. Having got my leg over the cockpit side (ooh Matron!) I got the gear stick up my left trouser leg and for a worrying moment I thought I had three testicles, one of which was cold and very hard."
You should try a BSA three-wheeler, the gearshift comes up through the front floor and points straight at the family jewels!