Caption Competition

[Bob Olive]

...if that pretty little Austin Ruby you promised me if I was a good girl, is really available in fifty shades of grey...

[Rogerfrench]

I want to see the patent for the as yet unavailable filter-tip cigarette that someone put between my ever so slightly parted lips...

Ah, but it might be a Cork-tipped cigarette like Craven A...

[Steve kay]

"Oh table top rallies can be such fun. Looking over your shoulder I can see that we are already doing better than Robert Rhodes, Nettie Bradshaw and Steve Kay and that's just the PWA7 C entrants."

[daveg]

Judging by the look on his face it's:-

"Hurry up and turn inside I want to read about this Health and Efficiency stuff you are hiding in your car magazine."

[Tony Griffiths]

Judging by the look on his face it's:-

"Hurry up and turn inside I want to read about this Health and Efficiency stuff you are hiding in your car magazine."

H & E - that shows your age - and mine for knowing about it!

[Tony Griffiths]

Side by side. I don't have the original magazine, it was just an eBay listing, so not of the best quality....

[David Stepney]

Quick, turn to the car ads! I’m craven a new Austin Ruby!

[Bob Culver]

hi Tony

Is that the model with downdraught SUs? Few women appreciate such things. I did not expect the cigarette to be an addition!

[A G Wood]

I want to see the patent for the as yet unavailable filter-tip cigarette that someone put between my ever so slightly parted lips...

Ah, but it might be a Cork-tipped cigarette like Craven A...

Arrgh! Nasty memory evoked of a penniless apprentice buying a 10 pack of those things to last until payday. Or the equally nasty Capstan plains...Can still taste them after 40 years as a non-smoker.

[Charles Levien]

“ Lady Chatterley’s Rover? — I say darling it’s a bit racy for a workshop manual”.

Charles — also in deepest Norfolk