Shockingly risque A7 postcard

[Malcolm Parker]

I once sold a house and the purchaser's solicitors were a firm in Lincolnshire called Wright Hassle.  I think the sale actually went through without much bother.

[Duncan Grimmond]

Back to the mythical famous Estate agents and Solicitors : Messrs. Sue, Grabbit & Runne, not to mention Haddaway & Shyteman

[squeak]

My daughter when living in London would often hand out the telephone number of that multinational electrical firm 'Siemens', which had offices in the suburb of Staines. The receptionist would greet callers with "semen stains".

[Rogerfrench]

There is of course that firm of estate agents in Kidderminster called Doolittle and Dalley.

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And I know a lady whose maiden name was Koch, her husband's name is Kuntz.

[A G Wood]

We had a prime case of nominative determination here a few years back in the form of a plumber/drainlayer with the surname Pipe.
Urban legend had it he named one of his sons 'Dwayne' but I'm unable to verify that...
Likewise the legendary Dicken Round that supposedly attended one of the local High Schools

[Duncan Logan]

Nick,
My middle name is Austin, I was brought home from hospital in a Ruby. Damned from birth :-)

[Zetomagneto]

Pile and Heap rolled a Nippy back in the 70s