Christmas Caption Competition

[Tony Griffiths]

Yes, just a bit more Photoshop magic. In this one, he's got the crank out - though goodness knows how!

[Bob Culver]

I have been mowing lawns. The secret is to have something to occupy the mind....


"Hullo. My name is Nicholson. My considered advice to you is that you should cease dickering with the mechanism."

"I say young man. Can you tell us where the nearest motel is,....please?"

"Love your car. My grandson will have one. They won’t make them like they do now. Won’t be able to get the materials."

"I say, where did you get that hacksaw with the fancy die cast handle?"

"Must have been a whizz bang impact to move the front axle back like that"

["Slack Alice" Simon]

Variation on a very old joke, with apologies to those North of the Border:

"'Morning, Hamish - is this the sixpence you are looking for?"

[Duncan Grimmond]

Ah, the Continental headlight conversion. He must be going for the "Startled Frog" look

[squeak]

I say old chap, has that offside rear spring collapsed trapping you beneath? Now if I can just hook your wallet with my cane I'll make a call to the AA at the next booth!

[Andrew Fallon]

A temporary clattering noise from underneath the car, you say? By the way, your front number plate is missing.

[rubyman]

No spirit in the motor    Shell

[bob46320]

I think its a new thing Phylis - they call it "Up skirting" I think.

[Malcolm Parker]

You will have to get an expanding bottle jack just like his, Sydney.

[Tony Griffiths]

"I say, where did you get that hacksaw with the fancy die-cast handle?"
Very well spotted - I had to photograph the only one I had...nice adjustable, though.