05-12-2023, 07:54 PM
A German one mark coin hammered into the UJ makes me wish the Goons were still around. Major Bloodnock would seek to foil the dastardly Jim Moriarty as, on behalf of the fiendish enemy, he attempts to insert said coins into the workings of fine English motor cars. By sowing puzzlement among the Brits he will distract them from the war effort and ensure a foreign victory. But he has not factored in the genius of Eccles and Bluebottle, who will see through the cunning plan and, unbeknownst to Moriarty, swap the marks for gold half sovereigns that are fully compatible with English drivetrains.