15-06-2023, 09:10 PM
(15-06-2023, 07:59 PM)Nick Salmon Wrote: I was going to attempt a suitable limerick and was well on the way with rhyming 'tallow' with 'shallow', 'callow', 'fallow' etc. And then 'duck' made its appearance and I thought I had better stop...
"Being a rather smart fellow,
I oiled all my shocks with some tallow
Which I got from a duck,
But I'm out of luck
For the car handles like a marsh-mallow!"
I'll get my coat.......