08-12-2021, 08:46 AM
So this yesterday, once again, someone approached me and said: “you do realise that Vikings didn’t have horns on their helmets“.
Me: “what do you mean Vikings”?
Him: “your hat”.
Me: “what do you mean”?
Him: “well it’s got horns”.
Me: “what’s that got to do with it"?
Him: “but isn’t it a Viking helmet”?
Me “but Vikings didn’t wear helmets like this so I don’t know what you mean"?
Torment a pendant, it eases the day.
Me: “what do you mean Vikings”?
Him: “your hat”.
Me: “what do you mean”?
Him: “well it’s got horns”.
Me: “what’s that got to do with it"?
Him: “but isn’t it a Viking helmet”?
Me “but Vikings didn’t wear helmets like this so I don’t know what you mean"?
Torment a pendant, it eases the day.