03-12-2021, 09:32 PM
An elderly sevener was very happy to find his wife Pearl had arranged a skydiving experience for their Ruby wedding anniversary. It wasn't until he was plummeting to earth with the ripcord of the main parachute in one hand and the ripcord of the reserve 'chute in the other (neither of which had deployed) that he realised just how chummy the old girl was with the instructor.
By some strange stroke of chance he spotted an old friend coming up towards him at speed... "I say old bean... you don't happen to know anything about parachutes? " he cried.
"No" his friend replied as they passed in mid air... "and I don't suppose you know anything about welding petrol tanks?"
By some strange stroke of chance he spotted an old friend coming up towards him at speed... "I say old bean... you don't happen to know anything about parachutes? " he cried.
"No" his friend replied as they passed in mid air... "and I don't suppose you know anything about welding petrol tanks?"