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03-12-2021, 05:01 PM (This post was last modified: 03-12-2021, 05:02 PM by Nick Lettington.)
Q. What do you do if a bird poos on the bonnet of your Austin 7

A. Don't take her out again!

Disclaimer: I do not normally describe women as birds and would not normally condone such behaviour. Unfortunately in the context of this joke, a more PC word doesn't make it remotely funny. If I  have caused offence, please accept my apologies.
Also... sorry if this upsets any pedantic friends.
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Comedy section - by Reckless Rat - 02-12-2021, 09:06 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Andy Bennett - 02-12-2021, 09:45 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Nick Salmon - 02-12-2021, 10:41 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Hugh Barnes - 02-12-2021, 11:04 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Rick F - 03-12-2021, 12:56 AM
RE: Comedy section - by Bob Olive - 03-12-2021, 08:25 AM
RE: Comedy section - by Bob Culver - 03-12-2021, 08:44 AM
RE: Comedy section - by john williams - 03-12-2021, 12:05 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Reckless Rat - 03-12-2021, 12:11 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Russlin - 03-12-2021, 12:27 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Stuart Giles - 03-12-2021, 12:32 PM
RE: Comedy section - by john williams - 03-12-2021, 12:59 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Tiger - 03-12-2021, 01:44 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Nick Lettington - 03-12-2021, 05:01 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Rick F - 03-12-2021, 05:52 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Nick Lettington - 03-12-2021, 09:32 PM
RE: Comedy section - by Russlin - 04-12-2021, 02:41 AM
RE: Comedy section - by Chris Garner - 04-12-2021, 10:03 AM
RE: Comedy section - by e-richard - 06-12-2021, 04:51 PM
RE: Comedy section - by David Stepney - 06-12-2021, 06:07 PM

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