03-12-2021, 12:32 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-12-2021, 01:20 PM by Stuart Giles.
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A man was driving along a country lane when he came across a young lady who had come to an involuntary halt in her Austin Ruby. Having some tools in his car, he offered to see if he could fix it. Sitting in the driver's seat and him with the bonnet up but with the side not folded down, she couldn't really see what he was doing but could hear various noises as he was in there. After 10 minutes or so, he stood up asked her to try the starter; sure enough the motor burst into life. She asked "what needed fixing" he replied, "crap in the carburettor" she replied "how often will I need to do that"