02-12-2021, 09:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-12-2021, 09:47 PM by Andy Bennett.)
Then a tortoise arrived at the bar (having parked his Austin seven outside) and asked for a pint.
The barman physically threw him out of the door.
A week later he arrived back at the bar and said, 'what did you do that for?'
Next customer was a horse, who coincidentally had also just parked his Austin Seven outside.
Barman says, 'why the long face?'
The barman physically threw him out of the door.
A week later he arrived back at the bar and said, 'what did you do that for?'
Next customer was a horse, who coincidentally had also just parked his Austin Seven outside.
Barman says, 'why the long face?'
Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think!