01-06-2021, 10:45 PM
Presumably in David's Gyro-Seven he could augment the feeble braking by applying pressure on the vertical spinning millstone with his foot, suitably shod in a Walkley's clog. Visions of him descending the long hill down to Mytholmroyd with a comet like trail of sparks issuing from the rear of the car. 'Is that Hailey's Comet?' 'Nay Lad, it's yon Wortley chap trying to stop the bloody thing'