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Bending Plywood
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(05-07-2020, 06:14 PM)Steve Jones Wrote: Our Daughters have known me for 46 and 42 years respectively. It's not that they think I would be frightened of Ikea, it's more that Ikea might not like me and it would all go horribly wrong. In addition, inevitably, I'd be with their Mother who would be terribly embarrassed when I expressed my dissatisfaction with Ikea telling me what I should do.

They know me well so I've concluded that I should take their advice and it's best I stay away. Sad

Steve

I've bought a lot of furniture from Ikea in the past couple of years.
My denouement nearly came one rainy Wednesday in the car park of the Croydon branch when I found that the armchair I had just bought wouldn't fit in my Volvo. I tried every possible orientation but it wouldn't go. I had assumed that it would slide in easily since the Sofa I bought the week before had fitted. After 10 minutes considering the absolute horror of taking it back in and admitting my stupidity (I knew that it wouldn't be a new problem for them but think of the shame) I took action.
In a fit of decisiveness and spatial confidence I unboxed the chair, balancing it on a trolley so that it didn't end up in a puddle and voila, it fitted in a V70.
The lesson is to always read the box size before you buy.
c
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Bending Plywood - by John3528 - 03-07-2020, 05:03 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by jonblob33 - 03-07-2020, 05:12 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Howard Wright - 03-07-2020, 05:18 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Chris KC - 03-07-2020, 05:20 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Jays - 03-07-2020, 06:06 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Douglas Alderson - 03-07-2020, 06:41 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Pearls not a Singer - 03-07-2020, 10:21 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Derek Sheldon - 03-07-2020, 10:42 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by DavidL - 04-07-2020, 12:03 AM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Erich - 04-07-2020, 03:26 AM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Malcolm Parker - 04-07-2020, 08:54 AM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Chris KC - 04-07-2020, 08:56 AM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Charles P - 04-07-2020, 09:41 AM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Hugh Barnes - 04-07-2020, 10:11 AM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Nic Wiggins - 04-07-2020, 10:13 AM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Nick Turley - 04-07-2020, 12:11 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Steve Jones - 04-07-2020, 12:31 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Malcolm Parker - 04-07-2020, 12:41 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Bruce Nicholls - 04-07-2020, 12:46 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by bob46320 - 04-07-2020, 02:09 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Steve Jones - 04-07-2020, 02:15 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by John3528 - 04-07-2020, 06:31 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Robert Foreman - 04-07-2020, 06:43 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by DavidL - 04-07-2020, 07:18 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Steve kay - 04-07-2020, 10:01 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Martin Prior - 04-07-2020, 10:04 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by andrew34ruby - 05-07-2020, 05:42 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Duncan Grimmond - 05-07-2020, 05:55 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Steve Jones - 05-07-2020, 06:14 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Reckless Rat - 05-07-2020, 07:50 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Duncan Grimmond - 05-07-2020, 08:52 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Malcolm Parker - 05-07-2020, 10:08 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by John3528 - 05-07-2020, 10:27 PM
RE: Bending Plywood - by Charles P - 05-07-2020, 11:14 PM

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