What do I have in my garage?

[Steve kay]

Having seen a number of, as it were, notable German "historic" re -creations advertised, I somehow thuoght that to qualify for registration the car had to demonstrate an ample acreage of polished aluminium, adequate louvres on the bonnet sides, various Mille Miglia Retro decals of dubious origin, and most important of all, at least two leather satchels disposed on running boards!