20-01-2020, 03:56 PM
Reminds me of a story.
A young driver went for his test in a Trojan delivery van. One seat for the driver, and an orange box over the battery beside him. The examiner said "Where do I sit" - reply, on the box ?
After a few choise words the examiner got in and the test proceeded. After some time, the examiner said "pull in here" and the youth said, "Can't do that, zebra crossing" and continued driving.
Again the examiner said "pull in here" and the youth said, "Can't do that, its on a bend" (Youth thinking this would be a way for the examiner to catch him out).
With urgency, the examiner said "STOP, My seat is on fire" . Apparently it was because the wire strapping of the box was shorting out the battery.
A young driver went for his test in a Trojan delivery van. One seat for the driver, and an orange box over the battery beside him. The examiner said "Where do I sit" - reply, on the box ?
After a few choise words the examiner got in and the test proceeded. After some time, the examiner said "pull in here" and the youth said, "Can't do that, zebra crossing" and continued driving.
Again the examiner said "pull in here" and the youth said, "Can't do that, its on a bend" (Youth thinking this would be a way for the examiner to catch him out).
With urgency, the examiner said "STOP, My seat is on fire" . Apparently it was because the wire strapping of the box was shorting out the battery.