Shockingly risque A7 postcard

[Malcolm Parker]

I remember doing a mortgage valuation where the applicant was a Mr Shorthouse.  When he opened the door he stood under 5 foot tall and it turned out he was a jockey at the nearby racing stables. 
Then there was the removal firm in Skipton run by Mr Wilf Hook.  Or the garage in Otley,  G. Eric Hunt. 
My friend Steve has one of the best, the building surveyor on viagara.