An all-round better A7 beach

[Tony Griffiths]

That's an improvement....

[Bob Culver]

"You seem very pensive Agnes?"
"I am trying to think of a caption"

"She is so thin she has shaken off her shadow."

"She thinks she is clever being so thin, but it isnt even fashionable yet"

"'She read the handbook weight limits and trimmed down to match"

"Don't envy Agnes. The Ten might come back"

[Renaud]

But at least her tits are the same each side...

[Andy Bennett]

Bertie tells me it's a new thing called photoshopping!
Oh marvellous, do they sell handbags too?

Neck.....stiff.....can't .........look........down
Me....too.....must.....be.....wiplash........from superior.......Austin .........Seven.......Brakes

[Tony Griffiths]

But at least her tits are the same each side...

I was tempted to do a French beach version....

[Mick Hobday]

"Oh Evelyn, how utterly divine! Our new breast enhancements elicit the attentions of girls just as much as boys!"

[Tony Press]

With an Austin Seven you are always out in front 

[Duncan Grimmond]

Can't you see it? The Squadron Leader tells me that they call them U.F.Os!

[Tony Griffiths]

"Can't you see it? The Squadron Leader tells me that they call them U.F.Os!"
I thought that they were called "anti-aircraft".....but you need to be of a certain age to get the meaning of that expression....

[Chris Garner]

Don't look now darling but that young girl's posing by one of those old 1929 models. How horrid.