Not quite a French Austin 7 - caption competition

[Tony Griffiths]

A French postcard - a stranded lady and her cyclecar - a suitably amusing caption?

[Tony Press]

I knew I should have bought an Austin Seven !

[Bob Culver]

A bit more leg and a bit less spanner if she wants someone to stop and help.

They said to twist the axle with a big spanner to alter the castor, and now the steering is impossible.

I have taken the doors off but still cant fit in.

If I unbolt the top fence rail I will be able to push it in.

The first guy with a real car and I will make his day.

[Biddlecombe]

"There, fixed it and not on a mark on my frock"

[Charles Levien]

Merde, I should have used a torque wrench

[Bob Culver]

Fess up Tony. What is the story? Surely the spanner, period though it is, is photoshopped.
And why is it blue colouring under the front wheel?

[Tony Griffiths]

No photoshop this time I promise - it's all original. Yes, the spanner is from the period, I've seen several like it in old tool kits.

[Mike Costigan]

"Why didn't I put that big hammer in my tool-kit?"

[Tony Griffiths]

A torch as well, it's getting dark and still no help in sight....

[Howard Wright]

Hi All

“Et voila! A wench with a wrench!“

Cheers

Howard