Christmas Caption Competition

[Nick Salmon]

'Young man, I am so sorry we ran you over but why were you lying in the road with all those tools scattered about?!'

[John Cornforth]

Tiggy: Oooh, is that man trying to reach his cat ?
Herbert: Don't be silly, dear. They haven't been invented yet !

[John Mason]

You can get back inside now Mavis it’s all repaired now. I am so sorry it should not have broken down until we got to the woods.

John Mason.

[Bob Culver]

"Young man, I think you will find the brakes are supposed to be uncoupled."

"I dont bother with a dustcoat either. The washer woman should have your clothes clean for next weekend"

"I'm sorry, but as a normally proportioned person of the 1920s I cannot lift it for you"

"With the three of us we could roll it on its side"

"You had better hurry up. We just passed the local constable on his bicycle and he had his book of green stickers with him"

"Have you tried looking for the missing screw in the turnups of your trousers?"

[Austin Carr]

If you're stealing the sump, I'll have the cylinder head.

[Chris Garner]

Have you noticed, Henry, his trouser fly's undone ?

[wild_willy]

"Man under car with tool in hand not neccessarily mechanic!"
Confucious

[Bob Culver]

"Magnificent headlamps. How does the dynamo cope?"

And inspired by Austin Carr and a Honda Jazz website (and John now I realise what was referred to)

"My goodness. I had no idea catalytic converters fetched a hundred pounds for scrap"
Alternatively
"You have my sympathy. Theft of catalytic converters is becoming a real problem"
Or
"Cut us in on the catalytic converter and we will lift the car for you"

[Tony Griffiths]

As an option, even better lights were available:

[Tony Press]

Who can come up with the most amusing caption?

Swap ?