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Christmas Caption Competition
Tony Griffiths Offline
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Car type: 1929 Chummy, 1930 Chummy, 1930 Ulster Replica, 1934 Ruby
#1
10-12-2019, 08:34 PM
Who can come up with the most amusing caption?

[Image: caption-competition.jpg]
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Steve Jones Offline
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#2
10-12-2019, 08:50 PM
Q: You look busy young man. Do you have a pet name for your wonderful car?

A: Yes, sometimes I call it bastard!

Steve
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Bob Culver Offline
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#3
10-12-2019, 08:58 PM (This post was last modified: 10-12-2019, 09:11 PM by Bob Culver.)
"Do you realise young man that in 90 years time no one will be sufficenty thin to get under a car like that"
"Young man, I tired of being on my back. I took up girls as a hobby instead"
"Watch your language young man. I can pass you tools, but there is no need to refer to to the spanner as an F spanner"
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Alan Online
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Car type: Race Ulster, 1926 Special, 1927 Chummy, 1930 Box
#4
10-12-2019, 09:03 PM
I say, Myrtle, I think his nuts have come loose.
Alan Fairless
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Tony Griffiths Offline
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Car type: 1929 Chummy, 1930 Chummy, 1930 Ulster Replica, 1934 Ruby
#5
10-12-2019, 09:28 PM
Pretty good so far - and three entries in one go Bob. Well done.
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Howard Wright Offline
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Car type: 29 Special, 30 RK, 28 C Cab
#6
10-12-2019, 09:51 PM
This is an old one but.....

“I say what’s wrong?”

“Piston broke”

“Oh dear so am I”

Cheers

Howard
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Tony Griffiths Offline
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Location: Peak District, Derbyshire
Car type: 1929 Chummy, 1930 Chummy, 1930 Ulster Replica, 1934 Ruby
#7
10-12-2019, 09:55 PM
Pretty good so far - and three entries in one go Bob. Well done.
http://lathes.co.uk
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eddiefarrell Offline
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Location: Ireland
Car type: Austin 7 Ruby 1935 CYA 695 very poor condition
#8
10-12-2019, 10:17 PM
From experience, i find if you curse at it, it helps.
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Bill Sheehan Offline
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#9
11-12-2019, 12:09 AM
You may as well come out now - the young lady in the mini skirt has gone. Cheers, Bill in Oz
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Bob Culver Offline
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#10
11-12-2019, 01:24 AM
"Remarkable! You say there is nothing wrong but that you are a Seven enthusiast and just enjoy tinkering"

"Did you say  you are snagged on the running board. And you want me to take the lady away?"
(related)
"Golly gosh! You are observant, Bridgette"
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