Merry Christmas

[Reckless Rat]

 

[Tony Griffiths]

Utterly Mad - these Sevens get everywhere; even into the "1931 - 1939 American depression-era humour magazine known for its parodies of advertising and publishing. An early precursor to Mad Magazine."
Merry Christmas....

[Howard Wright]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse 

Chummy Austin was hopeful that somehow she might
Get lots of presents and a brand new tail pipe

When Santa arrived much later that night 
His mood was not helped by Rudolf’s eyesight

On entering Chummy’s bedroom he was over the moon
The light from her LED headlights flooded the room

So in a jiffy he woke the deep asleep car
And asked if she’d mind just being a star

As Chummy took her place at the head of the sleigh
Rudolf could see she’d show them the way

So the night was a success and all done by the break of the day
Hurrah for the Chummy the reindeers shouted and a speech we pray

But Chummy was bashful and all she could call
Was a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all