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More wonderfully non-politically-correct amusement - Tony Griffiths - 20-04-2021

What now?


RE: More wonderfully non-politically-correct amusement - Bob Culver - 20-04-2021

"Hell! i've got the birthdays mixed up again"

"We are booked at the restaurant in quarter of an hour?!"


RE: More wonderfully non-politically-correct amusement - Andy Bennett - 20-04-2021

I know you spend most of your life in the garage but yes he's your's


RE: More wonderfully non-politically-correct amusement - Nick Salmon - 20-04-2021

"Daddy, by shining my torch into it I can see that the woggle sprocket on the fuffle valve has come loose."

"Doh, I've been looking for hours and couldn't see that!!!!"

"There, there honey. Now do you believe our boy is smart, like his mother? "


RE: More wonderfully non-politically-correct amusement - Dave Wortley - 20-04-2021

Doris, I think I’ve pooed myself!


RE: More wonderfully non-politically-correct amusement - Renaud - 20-04-2021

(20-04-2021, 07:55 AM)Andy Bennett Wrote: I know you spend most of your life in the garage but yes he's your's

Ha ha! Very good, you got my vote Andy!


RE: More wonderfully non-politically-correct amusement - Bob Culver - 24-04-2021

I dunno what has happened but the picture seems to have gone. Caption anyway

"I drove a customers Austin Seven and I can't get my balance"

I used to find after long unbroken drives in my Seven (100 miles) on roads of the 1960s I used to emerge like someone who had spent a day on a yatch in rough weather. My work involved long drives iinland in the then little policed South Island in Mk 2 Zephyrs or Holdens and iand I noticed the same effect. Except after relentless 65 mph not 45-50!


RE: More wonderfully non-politically-correct amusement - Tony Griffiths - 25-04-2021

The picture vanished. Here it is again: