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RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Tony Griffiths - 12-12-2019
Yes, just a bit more Photoshop magic. In this one, he's got the crank out - though goodness knows how!
RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Bob Culver - 12-12-2019
I have been mowing lawns. The secret is to have something to occupy the mind....
"Hullo. My name is Nicholson. My considered advice to you is that you should cease dickering with the mechanism."
"I say young man. Can you tell us where the nearest motel is,....please?"
"Love your car. My grandson will have one. They won’t make them like they do now. Won’t be able to get the materials."
"I say, where did you get that hacksaw with the fancy die cast handle?"
"Must have been a whizz bang impact to move the front axle back like that"
RE: Christmas Caption Competition - "Slack Alice" Simon - 12-12-2019
Variation on a very old joke, with apologies to those North of the Border:
"'Morning, Hamish - is this the sixpence you are looking for?"
RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Duncan Grimmond - 12-12-2019
Ah, the Continental headlight conversion. He must be going for the "Startled Frog" look
RE: Christmas Caption Competition - squeak - 12-12-2019
I say old chap, has that offside rear spring collapsed trapping you beneath? Now if I can just hook your wallet with my cane I'll make a call to the AA at the next booth!
RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Andrew Fallon - 12-12-2019
A temporary clattering noise from underneath the car, you say? By the way, your front number plate is missing.
RE: Christmas Caption Competition - rubyman - 12-12-2019
No spirit in the motor Shell
RE: Christmas Caption Competition - bob46320 - 12-12-2019
I think its a new thing Phylis - they call it "Up skirting" I think.
RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Malcolm Parker - 12-12-2019
You will have to get an expanding bottle jack just like his, Sydney.
RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Tony Griffiths - 12-12-2019
"I say, where did you get that hacksaw with the fancy die-cast handle?"
Very well spotted - I had to photograph the only one I had...nice adjustable, though.