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Christmas Caption Competition - Printable Version

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RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Nick Salmon - 11-12-2019

'Young man, I am so sorry we ran you over but why were you lying in the road with all those tools scattered about?!'

RE: Christmas Caption Competition - John Cornforth - 11-12-2019

Tiggy: Oooh, is that man trying to reach his cat ?
Herbert: Don't be silly, dear. They haven't been invented yet !

RE: Christmas Caption Competition - John Mason - 11-12-2019

You can get back inside now Mavis it’s all repaired now. I am so sorry it should not have broken down until we got to the woods.

John Mason.

RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Bob Culver - 11-12-2019

"Young man, I think you will find the brakes are supposed to be uncoupled."

"I dont bother with a dustcoat either. The washer woman should have your clothes clean for next weekend"

"I'm sorry, but as a normally proportioned person of the 1920s I cannot lift it for you"

"With the three of us we could roll it on its side"

"You had better hurry up. We just passed the local constable on his bicycle and he had his book of green stickers with him"

"Have you tried looking for the missing screw in the turnups of your trousers?"

RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Austin Carr - 11-12-2019

If you're stealing the sump, I'll have the cylinder head.

RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Chris Garner - 11-12-2019

Have you noticed, Henry, his trouser fly's undone ?

RE: Christmas Caption Competition - wild_willy - 11-12-2019

"Man under car with tool in hand not neccessarily mechanic!"
Confucious

RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Bob Culver - 11-12-2019

"Magnificent headlamps. How does the dynamo cope?"

And inspired by Austin Carr and a Honda Jazz website (and John now I realise what was referred to)

"My goodness. I had no idea catalytic converters fetched a hundred pounds for scrap"
Alternatively
"You have my sympathy. Theft of catalytic converters is becoming a real problem"
Or
"Cut us in on the catalytic converter and we will lift the car for you"

RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Tony Griffiths - 12-12-2019

As an option, even better lights were available:

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RE: Christmas Caption Competition - Tony Press - 12-12-2019

(10-12-2019, 08:34 PM)Tony Griffiths Wrote: Who can come up with the most amusing caption?

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Swap ?